If I wrote for The Onion, I would probably elobrate and embelish what happend at around 9:30 last night at Pita Inn.
Me: Tziv, 2 O'clock, Kenny Rogers is taking shots of tehina.
Tziv looks at me like I'm nuts.
Me: I'm serious, that guy over there is drinking a cup of tehina!
Tziv starts laughing.
Me: Hurry! Hurry! He's doing it again. You have got to look! Look now! Look now!
Tziv's face is turing red with laughter. "Susie, I can't look now. It's too obvious."
Me: I can't beleive Kenny Rogers is taking shots of tehina. That's so gross!
Tziv is still laughing as Kenny Rogers and friend get up and leave.
Me: Look at his plate. (There are five clear mini-cups stacked up on his plate.)
Tziv: Holy shit!
Maybe you just had to be there.