The Underdog Triumphs

Monday, October 31, 2005

Getting Back on the Horse

I did a brave thing.

I posted a personal ad on Craigslist.

It was the typical "Nice Jewish girl seeks nice Jewish boy to spend time with going to cultural events, drinking wine, listening to live music, etc. etc." The responses were varied--let us meet the contenders shall we?

The Ashton Kutcher
greetings fellow Heeb, i definitely think I'm lookingfor the same thing you are and hopefully when all is said and done we can have dinner and go from there. I;m 23( don't delete cause im 23, im way stable and pretty mature)
He sent a picture of himself working out and it was titled, I kid you not, "Bicep."

The Anti-Semite
If I fuck you do I get the bag of gold hanging around your neck?

Master Hoo: The Jew Fucker
....I have fucked so many slutty Jewish girls silly that I consider myself an expert at it.
Pic for pic, and you too can have my dick. I love that Jewish moan.... :)
Mstr hoo

I didn't know we had a special moan--we must ad a throaty "Cha" to it.

The Closer
27/m/Chicago. Pharmaceutical Sales Rep. Jewish. Attached is my pic. Please send yours.

The Redundancy
I'm also a Heeb and I happen to live in Evanston. I'm 42, single, no kids, never been married. I do a lot of bicycling and I swim at a health club during the colder months.
Sounds too similar to someone I already know...and 42, c'mon, find someone in your own generation.

The Compensator
Hi my name is Noah and I live in Evanston. I am successful, own my own home and take care of myself.
Mazel Tov!

The Possibility
....I am definitely part of the tribe! :) I am 6'2 180, brown hair, green eyes, I would say fairly intelligent (everyone has their moments) :) and I am an artist.
Mmm...a humorous, tall, artsy Jew...we'll have to see about this one...


Blogger Kitty Moon said...

I'm glad you have a sense of humor about some of the wretched comments. There are some super-f*cking losers out there!

Hang in there! :)

9:06 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Oooo, you don't like Master hoo? He is such a sweet-talker thought!

Keep us posted on the possibility.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Glowie said...

Your "42, c'mon, find someone in your own generation" comment leads me to advise you to open up your mind and grow up.

Your pal,

8:53 PM  

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